2nd February 1998

Yesterday I was watching a movie called Baby Sitter's Club. It's about a group of baby-sitters (it's a book series actually) which didn't involve romance. Anyway, I was surprised that Stacey (the sophisticated girl) was kissing some guy. I've seen a lot of movies with kissing scenes and I never wondered how it feels like to kiss until now.

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to kiss. I am just curious. Why do people do it and how does it feel like?

Today, I asked Daniel how it felt to kiss (I knew he'd kissed a girl or two). He wouldn't describe it, he said it was hard to. I know the reason why he couldn't. Because he was embarassed. I know I would be. Kissing is like drooling on the opposite sex, I can say that. Why? Because when you kiss, some of your spit goes to the person you're kissing and vice versa. Disgusting isn't it?

I haven't answered the first question. I think they kiss because it expresses love to the person's um, loved one. In that case, why don't they express it in another way? Holding hands, hugging, etc. Why kiss? And why in weddings, in the end, of all the things to show your love to your husband/wife, you gotta kiss?

I've seen someone kiss in real life. I was at a field trip in the fifth grade. Here's how it happened. The two of them got closer and closer until their lips met. Well, that part wasn't so clear since I was kinda far away and my binoculars was with my classmate. More or less, that's what I saw. And as they kissed they hugged. Weird. If they were just gonna hug, why add a kiss? Really weird.

No guy who kisses me is ever going to get away. Even if my secret crush kissed me, I'd still pound him. Here are the three things I would do or might do if (take note if, because no one will ever ever kiss me, I'll make sure of that) a guy kisses me.

1. Slap him.
2. Kick him in the shin.
3. Barf on his mouth (hey, if they can handle a little spit, I'm sure they can handle a little barf)

So, to wrap up this entry, they should give the word "kissing" a different name. It should be "spitting inconspicuously on the opposite sex". I know it's kind of a long name, but it's kinda true, isn't it?