Ugh, I just ate my dinner and I feel like I won't be able to eat for a week. See, my mom decided to order pizza and right after we finished it, my dad arrived from work and brought home this really HUGE, all-meat pizza, my favorite. I had to have one slice, despite the fact that the first pizza left me feeling real stuffed. Maybe I'll play Dance Revolution after writing this entry, just to burn off the extra calories.

I haven't done anything, you know, wild and teenager-y this weekend. Well, last night was pretty interesting. I was playing Final Fantasy 8 when Kristel called, at around ten in the evening. I was going to tell her to call back later, but she had Maxie on three-way so I decided not to. I haven't talked to Max in awhile so I decided to take this opportunity. Anyway, the first hour of our conversation was devoted to calling our crushes using Maxie's three-way. Girly stuff. Kali (Kristel and Maxie's crush) wasn't home and I didn't have the guts to give CK a buzz, so we had to end it there. Then a friend of Maxie's goes on her three-way. I think Yammy was her name. She's okay I guess. I didn't get the chance to get to know her because Yammy was talking to Angel on her other line. Then she goes, "Do you want me to let Angel join us?" And I'm like, "No way, you gotta be kidding." I think Angel is a closet Saturday-night slut. She lets guys and lesbians touch her boobs, and has this really annoying twang in her voice. What a strong stomach Yammy must have. I cannot stand talking to that bitch Angel.

So Yammy leaves us so she could talk to Angel and Kristel did too, but promised to call back in a few minutes. So Maxie and I talk about the stuff going on in our school, when someone called in her other line. She answered it, thinking it was Kristel. It turned out to be these two, white-trashy guys who were looking for some guys to annoy and some chicks to have phone sex with. After Maxie said a million "f*** yous" to them, she hung up and we resume our conversation. But then the two guys call again and Maxie and I kept screaming obscenities at them till we couldn't think of cusswords anymore. Maxie hangs up, our conversation resumes but then they call again for the third time. This time, Maxie and I continued whatever it is we were talking about and totally ignored the horny bastards. It was really funny because the guys kept pleading us to, "Just let us do it this once and we'll never call back again. We promise!" When Maxie and I continued talking about how cute our crushes are in these really girly voices, the two guys started doing everything they could to get our attention. Still, we paid no attention to them. Man, I wish I recorded that conversation. Then someone, an older sister of one of the horny bastards or something, picks up their extension and screams at them to hang up cause she needed to use the goddamn phone. She sounded like she meant business and the guys had no choice but to hang up. That kept Maxie and I laughing hysterically for about ten minutes. I know it sounds shallow but I'm lousy at describing stuff. If you were there, you'd probably find it real funny too.

Finally, Kristel called back and we talked nonstop until Maxie and I started feeling drowsy. Kristel didn't want to hang up yet but I kept on insisting that I was already starting to fall asleep, so she had to let us go. It was pretty late anyway and we've already had enough for one Friday night. It wasn't the most exciting thing I did, but I had fun.

Today wasn't very eventful. I spent most of the day playing FF8 and not really getting anywhere. Just for the heck of it, my sister and I went to see the Manila Symphony Orchestra at the village park this afternoon. It was okay, I guess, but I would've enjoyed it more if there were cute guys around. I'm going to the mall with my mom and my sister tomorrow cause my sister needs new jeans. Who knows, maybe I'll find an interesting-looking gothic shirt to wear on Wednesday or something.

I just remembered, I have to do some research of our Philippine Presidents my bitchy Philippine History teacher gave us. She's the only goddamn bitch I know who gives looooong homework during weekends. Long, handwritten homework. I don't mind doing the goddamn research, but do I have to write it by hand? I wish I knew enough shorthand to write my homework, just to annoy her. But she'd probably give me a minus and demand that I do my homework all over again--in longhand. I'd rather not do the homework, but I need to do it to pull up my grade. Bitch, bitch, bitch.

So that's how I'll spend my weekend. Doing my goddamn history homework and playing FF8 without getting anywhere. Hopefully, next weekend would be better.

Here's an interesting chat I had today. To protect the guilty, I won't mention their real names except for mine but you know who you are if you read this. Guapo and Kulukoy are code names and Loverboy is a loving guy.