Out of sheer boredom, I decided to go with my mom to enroll my little brother in that all-boys school near my school. Fortunately, it wasn't their lunch or something when we got there, but I could see a couple of guys hanging around playing hookie. They kept looking at me like they haven't seen a chick for ages--puhlease. I thought of beating them up but the security guard was keeping an eye on me, in case I'd seduce any of the guys (as if!). Other than that, the whole thing was totally uneventful: they aren't accepting anyone till the third of November. Great, just great. And I spent a long time deciding what to wear, too.

Have any of you girls been raped by a horny cat? Sounds silly, doesn't it? Well, my kitty cat, kylee is the living proof that men, no matter what species they are, can be jerks. See, I was watching TV when my siamese cat jumped on the couch to join me. I looked at the furball warily, expecting him to pounce and bite me like he usually does when I watch TV. Instead, he gave a little meow and rested the upper half of his body on my left lap. I patted the kitty on the head and focused my attention back to the flickering screen, totally ignoring the cat. After a few moments, I glanced down at him and he looked totally weird. Weird, as in psycho-weird. He was totally hyped. He was kneading on my lap like crazy, I though I would bleed, and the lower half of his body was shaking like mad. Oh no, this can't be, I thought. But I looked at him again and it was. Thanks to my twisted obsession with nature films, it took me less than a second to know that he was mating with my lap.

I shouted, "Gross!" and pushed the offending object to the floor. He made a leap for my dangling leg, which he missed, before making a dash for the kitchen. I thought of reporting this to the Discovery Channel but then I said, "naa" because what my cat was doing was probably some harmless, kitty cat thing. But he did a repeat performance of that--this time he was resting on my lap. It was sick, twisted, disgusting. A curious thing: when I pushed him off my lap, I saw a small puddle of what I think was cat semen (it didn't smell like pee) on my left lap, which I unceremoniously removed with toilet paper.

Enough of that cat shit. I'm so glad that grapes don't make you fat, cause my dad brought grapes with him when he came home from work and I've been stuffing myself with them for more than an hour now. Ugh, now my shorts won't fit, I'll have to undo the button.

Good news! I just called Alex, and she said that if her mom lets her, she'll be going to my school next year. Cool! We've already started on planning our transportation. She and her driver will pick me up on our way to school and then my driver will be the one to bring us back home. Save gas, and enjoy doing it.

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