This will be a bit short because Stephen will be calling in fifteen minutes, and we have a lot to talk about like how to terrorize John Kim and stuff. We were talking about our schools awhile ago and all I have to say is, that my school sucks compared to his. Nothing exciting ever happens. So we made a plan. Since Alex thinks her school sucks, she will move to my school next year (sophomore year). And then both of us will move to Stephen's school at junior year.

Martin and I are at war again! About being Godly, as usual. See, I think that he's a bit too prejudiced. And he thinks I'm nuts because I listen to Jewel, and Jewel sponsors abortion or something. I think he's a bit paranoid. He thinks I'm a bit loose. And so on and so forth until one of our brains explode. Sure, I know his intentions are good and everything. But geez, does he have to overdo everything? Like once, he said that all the people in the kcizone domain (actually, we both own it but he pays) has to be Godly-like or something like that. He knows Derek is anti-God, and is touchy about the subject. So why does he have to rub it in?

Don't get me wrong, Martin is a good guy. He's an angel. But I wish he'd stop being so....good. I know there's nothing wrong with being so good but IT'S PISSING ME OFF! "Good" people make me feel like turning myself in and going to jail for the rest of my twisted life. The people I hang out with in school are good. The teachers in my school remind me 24/7 to be good. Now Martin's being good. I CAN'T TAKE THIS GOODNESS ANYMORE!

But guess what, Martin's only number two in the list of the people I'm pissed at. Guess who's number one? John Kim, who else? Stephen and I were talking last night and he told me that when I left, John started imitating the way I slipped at Paranoia. According to Stephen, John was so funny that attempts at dedma were impossible; he and Alex couldn't help laughing. Umm, okay. I don't mind humiliating myself to make others happy. It makes me feel like some sort of hero or something. But the way Stephen described the way they laughed at John's attempt to be Lauren-like sounded a little too happy. God, I HATE it when people laugh at me behind my back. I wouldn't have given a crap if he made fun of me when I was still there--at least I'd still be able to bop him on the head. But the fact that he made instant replays of my fall about a million times when I was beyond bopping reach really kills me.

So last night, Stephen and I plotted and planned on how to get back at John Kim. First, we got some stuff from a book of practical jokes. And then when all else fails, I'd kick John's ass and Stephen would kick John's thing. When Stephen told that to Alex she was like, "Cool. Can I kick his face?"

Actually, I think I deserve being laughed at when I fell. It's a karma-like sort of thing. See, at the retreat, my friends and I were terrorizing the night guard or something and then we broke into a run when he spotted us. Nikki tripped and fell and instead of helping her up, I stood rooted to the spot and burst out laughing. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't move. She wasn't exactly pissed since she was more concerned on whether or not Sister would scold us for being so unruly. Still, I regret laughing at her.

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you is the lesson of the story, folks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a practical joke to prepare.