date: August 29, 1999 time: 8:30 pm title: (Expletive Deleted) You! feeling: faaaaaat quote for the day: "Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." -Oscar Wilde Today's my dad's birthday and my mom made cheesecake and fettuccine carbonara, my fave dishes. I hadn't finished counting the calories I could possibly eat today when a special delivery came. It was a whole lechon (roasted suckling pig) from one of my dad's friend who owned a lechon business. So I really pigged out and as God as my witness, I will never go hungry again! Ya'll know how much I hate dogs but you know, I'm seriously thinking of getting one. I went to my cousin's house today and I found out that their dad got them a mini pincher. And my God, it was soooooo cute. It was only a little bigger than my hand and it was lighter than my cat. I wanted to get one too but my cat's the jealous type and I'm afraid he'll kill it. I received two sorta weird and sorta dumb questions in the KCI advice thingie. The first one was from a thirteen year old girl who had a boyfriend who forced her to have sex with him. So she did, the idiot, and she said it hurt and she was crying and everything. Later on, the boyfriend calls her up and asks for another chance. The question is, should she give him a chance or not? The second question was somehow similar to the first one. It was also from a thirteen year old girl who had sex with her boyfriend too but this time, her period's three months late and she thinks that she's pregnant. No wonder hordes of people think we thirteen year olds are total airheads. First, we talk about guys until ya'll start frothing at the mouth, next we have sex with them. Correction, the term is "they" because frankly, no matter how cute a guy is, I will never expose my boobs to him. And if anyone asks me to, I will bop him in the head. Sure, talking about cute guys is my life but it doesn't mean I go around [or plan to] having sex with them, okay? Anyway, my advice? Go see a shrink, and then ask him if he thinks you should be locked up or not. I read in Trina YM about this twelve year old girl who met a sixteen year old guy online. They went out with each other and later, the guy said to the girl that they send naked pictures to each other. At first the girl refused but she did it anyways cause she "loved the guy so much." So she took two pictures of her naked self and sent them to her boyfriend. But he wasn't satisfied and requested that she take more pictures of herself in more....obscene poses. So like the typical, stupid twelve-year old she was, she did it. One day, she receives her boyfriend's naked pictures but won't open it. That same day, her mom receives a phone call from the FBI, informing her that her daughter's online boyfriend was a phed. The daughter spills, the bad guy gets caught and her last statement was, "I'm going to be more careful with who I talk to online from now on." The stupidity! The moronity! And to think I was actually a twelve-year old! This is shame, shame to us ex-twelve-year olds, shame to us girls. I honestly think that that girl should be locked up with the key thrown away. The weird thing was, her mom didn't take her computer away and she's not even grounded or anything. She still goes online and I bet she's got a part-time job as an online whore. Hey, if you're reading this (and I hope you are), I want you to know that you're a bitch! You are an idiot, a moron, a retard for doing what you did. I don't feel a bit sorry for you because you inflicted the pain on yourself. How could you have been so gullible? Don't you have a tad bit of common sense? Wait, what the heck am I saying? I bet you can't even read, and I'm wasting good words and spit. The things that twelve- thirteen- year olds are doing these days! I am so ashamed, humiliated, embarassed! Gawd, the next time someone asks, I will forge my age. One cannot go around declaring herself a twelve/thirteen year old without being called a slut. p.s.Mark holds the record for writing the longest guestbook entry. Aww Mark, that was really sweet of you to say those nice words. <<< ~ main ~ sign ~ >>>